Dave Matthews and Human Waste

The bus driver for the Dave Matthews Band, the second most overrated group in the world, has been convicted of dumping human waste (no doubt some of it belonging to Matthews) onto tourists boating on the Chicago River. I was hoping that this meant no more touring from this insufferably jangly papp-meister, but I hear that they have replaced the driver.

Here's the story from the wire:

ILLINOIS: BUS DRIVER ADMITS DUMPING WASTE A bus driver for the Dave Matthews Band pleaded guilty to dumping human waste from the bus onto a sightseeing boat last August as he crossed an open-grating bridge over the Chicago River. The driver, Stefan Wohl, 42, of Selma, Tex., was sentenced to 18 months probation and 150 hours of community service and ordered to pay $10,000 to the Friends of the Chicago River, an environmental group. The state attorney general and the operator of Chicago's Little Lady tour boat have filed lawsuits against the band and Mr. Wohl, who is suspended without pay from his job. Gretchen Ruethling (NYT)